Today I made a wonderful discovery. You see, I had walked down to the Ithaca Commons because I couldn't go to the farmers market (neither I nor anyone I know could figure out the bus routes to get there) and was looking for some place to find groceries. Well, I found a place. The best place ever. It's called
Greenstar Oasis and I love it dearly.

There I was able to find everything I usually get at my local whole foods store, including
white cheddar bunnies. They had chocolate bunnies, too, but I thought I probably shouldn't get them since I have less than two weeks left in Ithaca, and also because I have a habit of making entire meals of them whenever they're around.
There was also a lot of fresh produce. I wanted to get so much stuff, but couldn't due to my ongoing battle with Single Person Groceries Syndrome. SPGS occurs when you, a single person, cannot eat enough of the food you buy before it goes bad. This is not a problem when it comes to, say, peaches or apples, because you can buy just as many individual items as you need. It's more of a problem with things like bread, tomatoes, and lettuce - it would seem that I just can't finish them off before they go bad. I may be able to finish a
small loaf of bread in a week, but what if - God forbid - I want more than one type of bread in my kitchen at one time? I could buy two loaves, but it would inevitably result in an epic bread-wasting tragedy.
Luckily, there are several ways to cure SPGS.
1. Get married/live with someone.
2. Stop eating anything that will go bad quickly, i.e., eat only cheddar bunnies.
3. Join a cult and/or convent.
Speaking of bunnies, I saw a big honking one in the middle of downtown Ithaca. I see rabbits around here almost daily, but this one was
large, man - like, cat-sized. I'd never seen such a large rabbit in the wild. Unfortunately, I didn't get a picture, because my hands were too full of groceries. Rest assured this was one big honking rabbit. My first thought was that I was witnessing the Lord of all bunnies, chocolate and cheddar included.
Lastly, I would like to publicly thank J. Crew for manufacturing this shirt. It makes me very happy. I don't think I've owned any clothing with ruffles on it since the third grade, but I'm glad I do now.
