Sunday, September 28, 2008

Planes.

Today was perfect weather to go visit some old planes. Eh, not really. But that's what we did - well, we went to this sort of exhibition where you could go inside old bombers from World War II. They had two bombers that actually flew in WWII, one replica, and one old guy in a wheelchair who actually flew one of the bombers. There were also 353409 small children there making plane and gun noises. Fun.

This is the plane I got to go in:


It looks huge, but it's weird and cramped inside. You have to bend over to climb up into it, and bend over in certain places inside, and in one place you walk along this less-than-one-foot-wide ramp in an area of the plane that has no bottom. Like, there is a direct drop to the ground. Which was a few feet with the plane as it was - on the ground - but when they flew some guys would have had to walk along the ramp with the ground zillions of feet below them if the bombs didn't drop correctly, and - I don't know, make the bombs drop correctly. As you can tell I have an extensive knowledge of this sort of thing.

Here's the back of the plane from inside:


Here's the middle:


Here's looking into the cockpit. We couldn't actually go in there, but it looked mad cool and also a little claustrophobic.


The outside of the plane had a ton of names of the people who had flown in it. There were mostly men's but a few women's names.


You can really see the rivets on the plane in that last picture. You all know how I love rivets.

My great-grandfather made a model of the type of plane in this picture. Apparently he liked shiny metal flying thingies as much as I do, although he was too old to be in either of the World Wars. The model lives in my basement; I used to play with it when I was little even though my mom thought that the mini guns might poke my eyes out.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Pig pig pig pig pig.

I went to visit the piggies again today. They've gotten really, really big, but even more noticeably, they've gotten furrier. I think they're growing in their winter coats. They also seem to recognize me; when I call to them their little tails start wagging and they poke their snouts through the wires of their pen. I would give them names, but I'm pretty sure that they have ones already - seeing as they're somebody's pets - so I've decided to refer to them as White Pig and Black Pig. They both have patches of white and black on them, but one color seems to dominate on each of them so that they can be easily distinguished. They can also be distinguished by the fact that Black Pig is enormous.








The sign above them in the last picture warns people that the piggies will bite. They aren't aggressive, but they will assume that your fingers are edible.

I also took pictures of other shit around the farm stand, like Big Sheep, who is about twice as large as her companion, Little Sheep, and some landscapey shit.



Other news: remember the tea sets I showed you a while ago, which have been in my family for generations? Today we took one of the cups from the big pink set and some pictures to get them appraised. We gave one of the cups to the appraiser and he recognized it right away as a ceramic copper lusterware piece made in Staffordshire. This surprised us as we'd assumed that the set was made in China; its designs are of Asian influence, but were created in merry old England. Our ancestors were English, but the line that the tea set comes from were already in the United States by the end of the 1600s, so the set was probably imported and purchased in America.

We'd known that the tea set was given to Eliza Thomas, my great-great-great-great grandmother, in 1830, as a wedding present, but had assumed that it was older than 1830. The appraiser verified this and said that it was likely made between 1805 and 1815. He also said it was in very good condition, with no cracks or chips, and seemed impressed that we owned the entire set: tea pot, creamer, sugar bowl, etc. Then he argued with the other appraiser who was there about what the set would be worth. He said that this particular type of ceramic tea set was very popular in the 1960s and 1970s, and we could have gotten a lot of money for it then. However, people aren't interested in collecting that sort of thing anymore - it's just not "in" - so it would probably go for about $2,000 at the most. The other appraiser seemed to think it was worth less, maybe only a few hundred dollars. But the first appraiser seemed to really like the set and offered to buy the teapot from us for $350.

We refused, of course. Old family shit is really valuable to me and my mother, and the tea set is basically the oldest family shit we have. Before we got it appraised we'd agreed that we wouldn't even think of selling it unless the amount offered for it was enough to buy a house or something. We wouldn't have any problem selling it if it were worth, say, a million dollars or something. As much as we value old family shit, we think that the old dead former owners of the tea set - who include a bunch of poor farmers, Quakers, and one grandmother who lived through the Depression - would think we were crazy for turning down an opportunity to live comfortably for the rest of our lives in order to hold on to their old shit. Fortunately the amount the appraiser suggested for the set didn't come close to the amount at which we'd consider selling it, so no Big Decision was necessary.

The appraiser said the other tea set (the child's one) was from the Victorian Era and is worth about $300. Again, not enough to consider selling it.

Now that the old tea set has been identified to me, I've looked around the internet for similar examples. I've found one or two that were kind of like it, but none that were identical or nearly as old. I still know that it isn't one of a kind, though - because you can find the same set in Nathaniel Hawthorne's House of Seven Gables in Salem, MA.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Look into pants.

Today I looked into pants and I haven't looked back yet. Of course, other people have been wearing pants since the beginning of school, but frankly I haven't thought it was cold enough for them until today. Next week I might actually consider wearing a coat or something.




I've been in a Joni Mitchell mood lately. I thought I'd share that. Now, about skunks. The skunk I photographed last night was actually one of TWO huge, HUGE skunks I saw rummaging around in the dumpster outside of my dorm. The one I took a picture of was not in spray mode, it was in rummaging mode. I swear. The skunks were actually kind of fuzzy and sweet, like big cats. Now that I've seen them I'm actually kind of happy with the school's crap garbage collection system whereby huge piles of stinking garbage are left out overnight right next to the entrance to my dorm (for some reason, these piles don't exist during the day. What the fuck? Good job, college).

In other news, the first Stitch n' Bitch meeting of the year was last night. I was going to take pictures but frankly I forgot I had a camera with me until, well, I saw the skunks.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Loose Ends.

Recently overheard outside of my window:

DUDE: LILA!! ARE YOU WATCHING LOST?
GIRL: WHAT?!
DUDE: ARE YOU WATCHING LOST?!!
GIRL: WHAT?!
DUDE: ARE YOU WATCHING LOST?!!
GIRL: WHAT?!
DUDE: ARE. YOU. WATCHING. LOST!!!
..

GIRL: WHAT?!

Also, I now have a boy's name to add to the List O' Baby Names For the Baby I Hope To Have Someday (total number of names as of earlier today: two. Frida or Fiona for a girl, natch). The boy's name is Odilon, for this guy:



The old camera, it ain't what it used to be.

Ain't what it used to be, ain't what it used to be.

Eh, it's fine. The pictures are a little fuzzier lately. Which is okay - it gives them an aura, or whatever. An aura of something. News for the day: I cut my bangs. Like, myself. And they don't suck! I don't think I'll make a regular thing of it, though. It was difficult to do, and I don't like the feeling of knowing that one wrong snip could make me look like an idiot for the rest of the week. I have enough bad bangs-trim-related memories from that time when my mom decided she was skilled enough to cut my hair when I was eight. Nowadays I can't just hide under my bed and refuse to go to school until my bangs grow back.



Edited to add: I took some more pictures, this time of outside. Well, outside of my room, at least. It is a lovely day: clear and COLD. I've heard that we're going to have the biggest bad-ass-est winter ever and I am so excited for it. I CAN'T WAIT.





Also: here's something I found on a professor's door:

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Boots.

Boots are fucking expensive. I have a couple of vintage pairs - my mom's riding boots from the seventies, a pair of scrunchy boots from eBay, and some cowboy boots from Etsy - but none that are (or have ever been as long as I've had them) new. I'd love to have some nice new boots. But, as I said, boots are fucking expensive. Here are a few I like:


Long Brewster leather boots, J. Crew, $198.

[Delicious, and basically what my mom's old riding boots would look like if they weren't, well, old. As they are right now they're kind of flaky.]


Wanderlust riding boots, Anthropologie, $328.

[I like the zip on the side and the color, although it's not nearly as versatile as black. Also, printmaking stains would be less likely to show up on black boots. But still, I like.]


Born Exposed-Zipper boot, Garnet Hill, $150.

[Probably my favorite. They have a zip AND they come in black. Now if only they were under $100, we'd have the trifecta of boot glorydom.]


Frye low harness boot, Garnet Hill, $188.

[I love the harnessy bits. But I keep wondering whether this length of boot would hit at an unflattering part of your leg. They make rules about that, you know.]

Every time I think that maybe I'll take the leap and buy one of these, I hear my mom's voice screaming, "Don't buy shoes now!!! The economy is bad!!!!" Well, back when the economy was bad I didn't have a job, and now I do, so in my world the economy is awesome. Of course that's an extremely selfish and short-sighted view of the world to have, but I know what the Bush doctrine is, which makes up for it. Unfortunately, that fact makes me a bit OVER-qualified to be president, so don't expect to see my name on the ballot anytime soon. And by "anytime soon" I mean anytime after the year 2024, when I will be old enough to be president, but still, sadly, over-qualified.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Lust.

Here are some things I love but can't afford. They're all from J. Crew, of course, which has hiked its prices up considerably over the past few years. The fact that I own J. Crew clothes is proof that they were once affordable - now even their t-shirts are impossibly expensive. What gives? Even last year I was able to buy my mom a cashmere sweater for Christmas; now I would be embarrassed to put a J. Crew item on my wish list because I couldn't ask anyone to spend that much on me.

Sigh. They're still pretty to look at, though.


Velvet Ecole jacket, $168.

[You do not know the full glory of this jacket until you have touched it in person. It is, indeed, glorious. It feels like Tetocat, but it won't scratch the shit out of you when you try to pick it up. Probably, that is.]


Soft jersey Adelaide dress, $80.


Merino tartine crewneck sweater, $78.


Spectator Mary Jane ballet flats, $165.

The thing about all this expensive crap is that if I ever decided to scrimp some money together and buy something, or got something for Christmas, I'd be scared shitless to wear it. I fuck up my clothes all the time. I try to be careful, but I'd have to wear a fucking rubber suit like the ones people wear to clean up radiation in order to keep shit off my clothes. The way I survive is by wearing cheapie clothes that won't create a tragedy should they be ruined. How could I live with myself if I fucked up something that cost $168? I'd like to be able to invest in some good clothes someday that will be able to last for years and years - as opposed to buying lots of cheapie stuff that lasts a year at the most - but first I have to raise myself above a kindergartener's level on the neatness scale. Seriously.

Tetocat Thursday.

Today I get to see my Tetocat; I've dressed in gray for the occasion. My fingertips are also gray for the occasion, but that wasn't planned; it's just ink from yesterday that won't wash off, for some reason. Maybe I should wear gloves next time. You can add that to the list of "Oops" from yesterday.



Last night I dreamt that I was all grown up and had just received my Master's in something-or-other (the same subject I'm getting my Bachelor's in, incidentally) from St. Andrew's in Scotland. It was bittersweet because I knew I hadn't really gotten my Master's, I had just dreamed it, and even though St. Andrew's was pretty I knew that it probably didn't look like that in real life, as I've never been there. The dream ended with me going off to get my Ph.D, at Hogwarts, of course. Where the hell else would you choose to get your Ph.D?

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

I made a thing.

I made my first print today:


Yeah, it's a whole lotta nothing, but that's sort of the point. The assignment was to make a test strip so that we could see the effects of leaving our plate in the acid for different periods of time. The top part of the print has lighter lines because that part of the plate was left in the least amount of time, and the bottom part of the print has darker lines because that part of the plate was left in the longest. It's also got some corrosion-y crap because I left it in a little too long. Oops.

"Oops" basically boils down my entire experience of printmaking so far. I put too much green slime onto the plate, I left the blue slime on too long, I got acid all over my clothes and the tops of my feet, I forgot to leave the Grease Lightning on the dirty plate for an hour before washing it, I left the last strip of the plate in the acid too long, I didn't wash my hands when I was supposed to in order to avoid getting ink all over the paper ... It sucked, basically. I suck at it. But I'm just learning. And one I've learned it all - we get to move on to a different printmaking technique so that I can suck at it all over again. That is art.

Also, I wore things today, one of which was a sweater, and I actually managed to keep it on inside for a little while:


Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Blue Tuesday.

I've never understood the connection our culture makes between the color blue and sadness. I find blue, especially deep, rich royal blues or pure, light blue, to be an uplifting color. Blue and green both make me feel better when I see them. Yellow, which is considered a "happy" color, has the opposite effect - to me it seems gaudy and harsh, at least strong yellows. Of course, I can appreciate yellow in certain contexts. I like the look of it mixed up with reds and purples in a sunset and I like yellow flowers, like daisies and daffodils. I suppose it's the artificial yellows that repulse me. I don't mind if other people wear yellow - I'm not that sensitive - but I don't usually choose it to put in my wardrobe.

Wow, my discussion of color here certainly is less interesting than the ones we've had in my Art and Visual Perception class. I'm just tired and when I'm tired I get a bit uninteresting. I've started out by saying that blue doesn't signify sadness to me, but today has been a bit of a blue Tuesday in the metaphorical sense. I'm not really that sad, just frustrated with myself. I've been trying to get up the courage to do something for a long time and haven't been able to. I'm sorry that I can't go into more detail than that ... Maybe if it works out well I'll let you know more about it. For now you have to be content with my new blue sweater and my skirt that I couldn't get quite straight, for some reason.


Monday, September 15, 2008

Weekend.

This weekend was fun because I got to hang out with this:



I mean, I also went to a bar mitzvah and a concert and some shit. Also, I drew a few more thingies, like this big one:


Also these little ones, which I like to call Flying Machine Nanos:


Accordingly, the Wall O' Flying Machines is expanding nicely.