
But Barack Obama's acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention tonight nearly drew me to tears. Yeah, I said nearly. I told you I didn't cry easily.
I made several observations during the speech; maybe you made the same ones. Here they are:
1. Barack Obama is smart. Geez, he really is smart. I mean, that sounds obvious and you probably knew it before, as I did, but to be honest - after eight years of listening to some imbecile stammer out dumb, meaningless words that he couldn't even understand, it's so refreshing - even SHOCKING - to hear a potential President speak with such clarity, poise, honesty, intelligence ... I could go on. To put it plainly, Barack Obama embodies everything that President Bush - and John McCain, for that matter - is not. To admit that McCain may be a few IQ points ahead of the President isn't saying much. Besides, the highest IQ score couldn't make up for the fact that when it comes to today's issues, in Barack Obama's words: McCain just doesn't "get it." I love the insult-but-not-an-insult that was Obama's whole "McCain's not a bad person; he's just dumb as a rock!" shtick. You go, Barack. Never let someone who owns seven houses and has no idea about the issue of insurance for birth control vs. Viagra get away with calling YOU a clueless elitist!
2. Barack Obama really knows what he's talking about. You could tell by the way the audience reacted to him. They cheered, laughed, and booed in all the right places in his speech - a speech that could not have been more relevant, by the way. He has his finger placed right on top of the issues and you know that he works tirelessly to understand their implications for the average American. He knows what America needs and how to deliver it. If it all sounds too simple, well, it is! It IS just as simple as ending the Iraq War, ending government subsidies for corporations and the rich, and enhancing programs concerned with education and health care. IT IS THAT SIMPLE. The only thing that complicates matters is all the people who would stand in the way of the crusade to bring affordable health care, a decent education, and better employment opportunities to all Americans!
3. Barack Obama is so presidential. Honestly. Not that I would choose a candidate simply based on his "look," but since we've already established that Barack is capable, intelligent, and conscious of what needs to be changed in the U.S., I think it's fair to focus a moment on how DAMN GOOD the man looks. It's not just the fact that he's handsome - although that helps. He just ... fits the bill! He's dignified and eloquent, but also kind, understanding, and humble. He aspires to great heights and encourages others to do the same while never forgetting where he came from. He's the kind of leader that anyone should be proud to have represent America. Damn it, Republicans, this is a guy who will make America look good again! (When's the last time we looked good? Who knows. I believe that America has been the best country in the world twice in its history ... once for about a week in 1785, and then again for about half a day in 1933. It's about time we take up the title again. Maybe for, like, a month this time.)
4. Barack Obama has a gorgeous family. Honestly. Now, "having a gorgeous family" isn't one of the characteristics I'm looking for in a president - I mean, that would be superficial - but since I like Obama already, isn't it nice to imagine little Malia and Sasha Obama playing on the White House lawn with the puppy that their father allegedly promised them should he win the election? Those girls are the best - especially when the youngest, seven-year-old Sasha, kept interrupting Barack while he was speaking to them via satellite! The best part: Barack got mixed up while speaking to the audience through the screen, and mentioned that he was communicating to them from St. Louis. He was actually in Kansas City, and corrected himself a few moments later - at which point Sasha took the opportunity to yell, "What city are you in, Daddy?" She is the best. Forget Barack Obama 2008 - I say Sasha Obama 2046.
Now for my last observation. Here it is:
5. Barack Obama is awesome, but Jesus, people: he isn't Jesus. My parents and I were cracking up over the amount of time it took the crowd to settle down before he could begin his speech. Christ. I'm thrilled that people are finding such inspiration and sense of excitement in a candidate. That's great, and we haven't seen enough candidates worthy of such devotion in recent years. I just hope that all the idolization of Obama doesn't cause people to overlook HIS OWN MESSAGE. The next four years, if Obama wins, is not about Obama, it's about US.
The Daily Show loves to satirize the way that Obama supporters worship him like he's a god. It's funny now, but let's keep things in perspective. The greatest thing that could come out of an Obama presidency is the opportunity for EVERYONE to get involved in changing America. Obama is not a Messiah and he isn't here to solve all our problems through mystical means. His candidacy represents the chance for us to get the U.S. back on track - to realize the "American promise" that he speaks of so often. With the entire scope of American history hanging in the balance, Barack Obama himself is not that important. Elected officials are not supposed to be gods, or even superior humans. They are representatives of the public's will who work for the public good. They are not America; we are. Obama seems to know this - I just hope his supporters can keep it in mind.
It's all fine right now, when people are swept up in the excitement of the election and are so happy to have a candidate they believe in. But what happens when some time in the future - months or years from now - when, inevitably, President Barack Obama makes a mistake, and the "Obama spell" is broken? Will America, then, be broken too? No!!! Christ. America was not ruined when Clinton got a blow job from Monica Lewinsky, or when Richard Nixon engaged in the Watergate Scandal, or when Woodrow Wilson went nuts, or when George W. Bush ... existed. America is more than the FALLIBLE HUMAN BEINGS who represent it. If Barack Obama slips up, it doesn't mean that his whole message has been a sham. That's because it's the content of the message that matters, and not Barack Obama himself.
We have the chance to really, REALLY make things right, here, people. Let's actually do it this time. And let's not have Barack Obama do it; let's do it WITH Obama. That's what he wants, and it's what you should want, too. Vote for Barack Obama in November, and in doing so vote for yourself, your children, and the future of the United States.